Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.



Madden
A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
Example:
Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.


Madden
A flat girl with a little ass that likes to be mean to people but once you gain her trust she'll be the nicest person you know she likes getting drunk and masterbaiting with her friends
She always wants to make friends but is shy what she might say might make her look bad
She thinks she's ugly and she's right
Example:
Whoa madden made you wet

Is that a walking cutting board oh

never mind that's just a madden


Madden
Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.
Example:
Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?

Sure just don't take too long.

Trust me baby, I can't go that long!


Madden
The guy who is always depressed but doesn’t show it. He enjoys talking to people but he feels he is being annoyed. If he really likes someone he will not give up until he know that he’ll never be good enough for her.
Example:
Madden is depressed


Madden
A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.
Example:
Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.


Madden
Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.
Example:
Madden: Hey bitch where you at


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