try to shit
trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!one might as well
load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until
its' "
flop-cutting time"!!
Fat Girls Try Shit
by Anonymous on May 20, 2003 09:02:49
As it sounds really. The
age old saying that you can try
almost anything with
a fat girl. May also be used to describe a girl that you or your friend have tried shit with.
trying to take a shit without pissing
by Dwebbie Appleton on Jun 01, 2009 05:29:46
(n.) An expression used to describe a
task which is nearly impossible to do while
avoiding its by-products or
consequences.
Example:
You want to go to a
strip club without
spending a lot of
cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.