Keating

n; A beautiful stranger, in her mid-twenties usually with reddish hair and green eyes.She meets men at clubs and parties and they instantly fall for her, but after a few hours of talking they turn around and shes gone - just before they could get her number. No one the man asks can tell him who she was. The only thing left of her is the smell of her perfume.Some say there is only one Keating, and she travels throughout social gatherings across the world to give hope in love to down-trodden men.



Keating
To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.
Example:
A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.


Keat
KEAT is a man that's lived a hard life & is still a mad cunt! His full of wisdom even though he knocks back beers daily. He is a cherished friend and father. A man that has nine lives, his almost died many times but still manages to pull through & make life his bitch!
Example:
You drink Tooheys New, your such a KEAT.


keat
verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.
Example:
Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!


keat
In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
Example:
JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!


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