install

1) to load software to your computer2) to put or assemble; fit in a piece of machinary and ready for use3) to settle in yourself in a comfortable position



installate
A term commonly used by people who are computer illiterate and completely inept at using the internet and thus are forced to call technical support.
Example:
Agent: "Thank you for calling the internet help desk"
Cletus: "Uuuhhhh... hello? I can't get onto the internet!"
Agent: "What seems to be the problem with it?"
Cletus: "I can't get it installated..."


Installed
An exclamation following the minimal amount of work required to install an item requiring a non-trivial amount of work to install properly.

May also be used when completing any non-trivial task in a half ass manner.
Example:
Kramer places a large air conditioning unit on the sill of an open window and secures it by lowering the window's blind until it rests on the top of the unit. Proud of his work, he exclaims "Installed!"


installation fuck
An installation art exhibit experience in which you participate by entering the artspace, a large cube, and then have sex with the artist in the name of art rather than illicit sex.
Example:
My daughter was thinking of going to a brothel for women but stumbled upon this wildly sexy artist up in San Francisco who offered a respectable artistic experience called an “installation fuck“ instead!


personality install
personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Example:
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.


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