Kidz Bop

One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.



Kidz Bop
Kidz Bop.

1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.

2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
Example:
1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?"

"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."

2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."

"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."


Kidz Bop
a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
Example:
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time. They should never have been made.


Kidz Bop
Kidz Bop

Kidz Bop is an annoyance to the world. The only point is the whole Idea of this is just where a bunch of bratty kids who can't sing for crap take a perfectly good song and screw the entire thing up. Who ever came up with this useless and incoherent crap should lose their job. I'm in shock that they came up with a Tenth CD. If you wanna good song listen to the original one. Where the hell did they find these kids? Chuckie Cheeses?
Example:
- Hey! Wanna get the new Kidz Bop CD?

- No thanks. I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.


Kidz Bop
The end of good music as we know it. This "album" is simply a collection of overplayed, overmarketed songs that are either already shitty, or songs that are actually really good but ruined as they are redone by a group of kids that sound like 80-year-olds on Ritalin and helium while shooting up black rain. It's marketed towards soccer moms who think "Oh! If I buy this for my children, they won't have to listen to that awful rock music and Satanic death metal. They can listen to pop songs but are redone by kids for kids! And all the bad words are censored out with giggling so they won't have to hear curse words."
Since 2000, they (those who produce this rubbish) have put out a number of these albums. However, the first one by itself was too much.
Example:
Tom: "Hey, did you hear? There's a gazillionth volume of Kidz Bop being released next week."
Hannah (facepalms): "Dear Mother of God, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.."

Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron (Soundgarden's dual response to Chuck Norris): "What the hell is Kidz Bop?"


Kidz Bop
A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!
Example:
"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me


Kidz Bop
A species of sub-human, PCP smoking kids trying to sing that sound like autistic, horny, acid shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom milf who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.
Example:
Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song?
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.

In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."


Kidz Bop
a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
Example:
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time.


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