deuch Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

deuch

The wrong way to pronouce the word dutch or dutcher (deucher).

deuche

by Tinker with my toy on Jul 08, 2005 14:03:53

You guys are retarded its spelt D-O-U-C-H-E, DOUCHE you fucking DOUCHE BAGS

Example:
anyone who cant spell Douche, but still calls others douches are in fact, Douches

deuche

by Jesse Moody on Mar 20, 2006 02:45:17

A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.

Example:
Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.

DeuChe

by i'm no body on Feb 20, 2013 01:28:45

A industry name for the character played by Rob Schneider in his movie slated for a 2015 release "Che Guevara: The Untold Story". Rob Schneider is a "high"ly regarded actor for his roles in the "Deuce Bigalo" movies and also his "quality" acting in many of Adam Sandler's movies released under the "Happy Madison" production company. Many people have questioned his talent as an actor, and also his sanity. Many also regard him as a bit of a douche. Schneider is known to adlib lines often and in the upcoming movie completely butchers the words of Che Guevara.

Example:
“Many will call me an adventurer – and that I might be, only one a bit different sorta: one of those who risks his kin to purchase a platypus.” - Rob Schneider (as Che Guevara)

/facepalm (what a douchebag)

"What nonsense is streaming out of DeuChe's word hole now" - Director of "Che Guevara: The Untold Story"

deuche

by rgbfrisco on Oct 03, 2009 02:37:23

a person that is super douchey, like double the douchiness of a normal douchebag, hence the contraction of deuce and douche. The pronunciation of deuche is similar to douche, so no distinction can be made when merely heard. One might specify that they are calling someone a "eu" deche rather than an "ou" douche, but in doing so, this makes that person even more douchier as well. It just spirals into one douchier circle with no escape. In fact I should stop typing now.

Example:
"See that guy with the Affliction shirt, what a douche, oh he even has an affliction hat......DEUCHE"

Deuche

by Professor McSmart on Oct 19, 2013 06:20:14

The phonetic spelling of douche. Spelling is for douches anyways.

Example:
That deuche can probably spell.

Deuche

by Hot Carl on May 08, 2003 23:23:26

The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche

Example:
She needs to deuche that smelly twat.

Deuche

by Jen C on Mar 16, 2003 15:23:08

A strange, random, and useless word that no one knows the exact definition of and use it because they thing they are smart cookies

Example:
Some other guy was flipping a deuche.

deuche

by smartyarty on Dec 09, 2014 16:31:10

When one handles themselves like a dumb ass

Example:
that guy was a deuche for what he did to that girl

shrodingers deuche

by Aqualite on Mar 06, 2017 22:37:30

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Example:
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

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