deuch

The wrong way to pronouce the word dutch or dutcher (deucher).



deuche
A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.
Example:
Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.


DeuChe
A industry name for the character played by Rob Schneider in his movie slated for a 2015 release "Che Guevara: The Untold Story". Rob Schneider is a "high"ly regarded actor for his roles in the "Deuce Bigalo" movies and also his "quality" acting in many of Adam Sandler's movies released under the "Happy Madison" production company.  Many people have questioned his talent as an actor, and also his sanity. Many also regard him as a bit of a douche. Schneider is known to adlib lines often and in the upcoming movie completely butchers the words of Che Guevara.
Example:
“Many will call me an adventurer – and that I might be, only one a bit different sorta: one of those who risks his kin to purchase a platypus.” - Rob Schneider (as Che Guevara)

/facepalm (what a douchebag)

"What nonsense is streaming out of DeuChe's word hole now" - Director of "Che Guevara: The Untold Story"


deuche
a person that is super douchey, like double the douchiness of a normal douchebag, hence the contraction of deuce and douche. The pronunciation of deuche is similar to douche, so no distinction can be made when merely heard. One might specify that they are calling someone a "eu" deche rather than an "ou" douche, but in doing so, this makes that person even more douchier as well. It just spirals into one douchier circle with no escape. In fact I should stop typing now.
Example:
"See that guy with the Affliction shirt, what a douche, oh he even has an affliction hat......DEUCHE"


Deuche
The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche
Example:
She needs to deuche that smelly twat.


shrodingers deuche
A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Example:
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."


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