King of Town
The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in
atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He
leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is
Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
King of Town
by Erin on Aug 05, 2003 00:12:00
The food crazed king of
Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired
the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly
three fries short of a happy meal.
King of Town
by Upsilon on Jul 19, 2003 18:38:29
Alleged King of
Freetown, USA. Employs a
poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most
fattening of meat by-products.
King of Town
by sega man on Aug 25, 2003 00:27:10
Example:
King of Town
by Trogdor the Burninator on Mar 20, 2003 21:19:04
Example:
King of Town
by Stiffy on Feb 15, 2004 13:45:15
An enormously
fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a
party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town,
U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.
Example:
Listen,*cough*, "
your highness". We're about
to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.
Sure it will. On
the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
King of Town
by joyrock on Aug 28, 2003 11:55:12
Example:
king of town
by Jeth on Jun 06, 2005 14:56:26
the king of town
by Homsar on Oct 28, 2003 07:37:34
A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super
Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried
to lose weight using
Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
The King of Town
by Jonah Rowley on Apr 10, 2005 01:55:38
An old man who lives in
Free Country, USA. He won a fake
crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns
The Flamingo.