king of town

A fictional character who consumes anything and everything edible. See: butter troll



King of Town
The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
Example:
The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.


King of Town
The food crazed king of Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly three fries short of a happy meal.
Example:
'Hey! The king of Town took my Cocoa Butter!


the king of town
A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
Example:
Dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo... King of Town!... Hooray!!!


The King of Town
An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.
Example:
This is...the KoT...in th place to be...


The King of Town
A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
Example:
"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"


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