the Poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery



the poopsmith
A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
Example:
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the poopsmith
A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
Example:
Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!


the poopsmith
A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.
Example:
Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.


Poopsmith
One who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.

Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.
Example:
We learned our vandal, a Poopsmith, had struck again once we entered into the Gentlemen's room to be assaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.


the poopsmith
Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.
Example:
So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.


the poopsmith
In Akron, OH there is a poopsmith. He unloads trucks and smiths poop. We don't like him, but we enjoy making fun of him. No vow of silence. Poopsmith out!!
Example:
Chris P. Smith


poopsmith
One who is a master of the butt sexing. One "smith" is well-know for his mastery of his tool. Thus, one who is splendid at the butt sex may be deemed a "smith" of "poop".

The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something
Example:
My boyfriend La-Bamba is quite the poopsmith, he uncorked 3 kilos of "poop" out of me last night!


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