fart cannon
A disproportionately large muffler or
exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small
displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the
vehicle's exhaust makes.
fart cannon
by BATWINGS_07 on Jul 31, 2006 11:20:41
a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these
mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low
rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart
canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.
fart cannon
by EEwisewolf on May 30, 2008 04:11:20
a very large
exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very
hight quality microphone
used by chavs (uk) and
ricers (us)
Example:
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!
chav: bu' it'
'ard innit ya
goffic nob
fart cannon
by Ryan Thompson on Jan 16, 2004 15:38:44
An enlarged
exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just
for show -- they only
make noise, and don't make the car any faster.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
Fart Cannon
by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME on May 27, 2008 13:02:50
An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their
peice of shit 1998 honda civic
DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.
Considered the opposite of Pussy
Tubes
Example:
"Fart
Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice
Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic
DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart
cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
Fart cannon
by Mouth Full of Awesome on Mar 24, 2016 05:54:08
japanese car with an aftermarket exhaust thats just too damn big for the 78 hp pos civic that it's on. The result is an even shittier honda that not only looks like a pos but also sounds like an actual shart. People (i.e. Retards) do this in an effort to join the import community but instead end up in the
ricer community. As a newly adopted ricer, they will rev the fuck out out of their golf cart engine "
vtech" at every intersection and
floor it once the light hits green if theyre next to a mustang. After the ricer loses to the guy in
the mustang (or any other car for that matter) who wasnt even aware in the first place that he was racing and won, the ricer will try to hit up a consversation and ask about the driver's upgrades and how his
fart cannon added 50 or even a hundred hp because it sounds louder. Ricers also drive like assholes and cut people off because they think they're racing at every single moment.
Example:
Ricer: "bro i just bought a new exhaust."
Dude: "you just bought a fart cannon and now your car sounds like
liquid ass for everyone in the neighborhood to hear."
Ricer: "yeah, but now my car goes super fast."
Dude: "no it doesn't, if anything it goes slower."
Ricer: "well now im in the import community and im officially a
street racer like
paul walker in tokyo drift."
Dude: "no you are not. You're in a group of ricers who cause accidents on the open street. You're in a group of retarded assholes. Why tf am i friends with you."
See also ricer
Fart Cannon
by PORSCHE NUT on May 19, 2010 14:07:01
An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice
burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like
beavers passing gas
in the mud.
Example:
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "
souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud
fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6
internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."