leave me the fuck alone
Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"
Example:
P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*
P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*