Laid-Off

To be firedNote: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)See Fired



laid off
to get fired or canned, because the company cannot afford a certain amount of employees.
Example:
Nancy Huff: Now as you all know our oldest son brennan will be living with us after he got let go from his job at petsmart
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference


Laid Off
When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.
Example:
No way! He got Laid Off?


Laid Off
Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.
Example:
"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".


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