carlsbad
the best place in the world even though there are alot of rich stuck up bitches but theres some everywhere also CHS is the best
Carlsbad
the most wickedest city in Cali. yes, it is full of Sk8trs and surfers and plenty of bikini wearing beach bums. yes it is full of families, and AP students, and retirees. yes, it is awsome. CHS and VMS both kick Oceanside butt. the population is about: 60% white, 30% hispanic, 10% other. downtown is full of cute little gift shops and the locally famous Beach City Smoothies. The Library is cool and really good smelling. Some Carlsbad landmarks are: The Power Plant, the beach, the flower fields, That Cool Giant "windmill" that contains a motel and a TGIF, CHS, the lagoons (actually estuaries but no one cares). On normal days, C-bad is an hours drive from San Diego. About two hours from LA. Also, Oceanside is pretty cool too. I always forget if the mall is in C-bad or O-side (its in C-bad). All I really know is that they have the Petco and the Outback. I think they got the Target up there too. We have That Pizza Place. Really, if you want sun, surf, and great summers, come to Carlsbad (not Oceanside).carlsbad
Carlsbad is a city in northern San Diego County, California. It is 81% White. It has many luxurious homes and pristine beaches for surfing. Aviara is a nice area with a golf course.
Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.
Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.
Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.
Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.
Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.
Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.
carlsbad
a town with a ton of nothing to do, filled with houses, a few shitty bars, and an airport for rich business types to fly to when they want to wipe their asses with money. the beaches always have losers on them with the occational looker who turns out to be a total retard which is a result of the poor education received at carlsbad high. stupid kids go and look for parties while their republican parents get drunk on over-priced alcohol to make up for their depressing corporate tool lives.
Example:
hey guys, there is nothing to do in Carlsbad, lets drive around in my SUV that mom and dad bought me so i can burn some gas.
hey guys, there is nothing to do in Carlsbad, lets drive around in my SUV that mom and dad bought me so i can burn some gas.
carlsbad
Example:
Two guys in Carlsbad
Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"
Two guys in Carlsbad
Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"
carlsbad
a place where there are a lot of cool people. also a place where there are a lot of idiots. home of the state beach rats. also home to the state beach posers. also the home of the genius, the hero of carlsbad.
Example:
The Genius was drinkin and smokin camel lights at Neimans in downtown Carlsbad when some state beach posers walked by and The Genius told them all to go have sex with their boyfriends.
The Genius was drinkin and smokin camel lights at Neimans in downtown Carlsbad when some state beach posers walked by and The Genius told them all to go have sex with their boyfriends.
Carlsbad Grimple
A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.
Example:
Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005
Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005
Carlsbad Grimble
Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Example:
Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.
Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.
Carlsbad Stoners
Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
Example:
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
BARRIO CARLSBAD
Where the mexicans are at.
Ohh yeah and where all the cholos are at to.
Dont try to start shit with them cause they will jump you,stab you,or do something crazy to you.They claim Varrio Carlsbad and most of them go to CVA and some to CHS.Some of them get kick out of CVA and go to other schools in north county because their to crazy.
Ohh yeah and where all the cholos are at to.
Dont try to start shit with them cause they will jump you,stab you,or do something crazy to you.They claim Varrio Carlsbad and most of them go to CVA and some to CHS.Some of them get kick out of CVA and go to other schools in north county because their to crazy.
Example:
Barrio Carlsbad
Barrio Carlsbad