lawn gnome

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.



lawn gnome
n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
Example:
"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"


Lawn Gnoming
A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.
Example:
Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!


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