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Old lady

An irish hip way of saying mum/mother.

old lady

by cnlballa on Oct 07, 2003 22:46:18

a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.

Example:
My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.

old lady

by I<3kelly on May 04, 2011 14:21:40

An old lady is slang for your gf or wife its normally someone you deeply care about mostly used in a construction or manly setting to seem more mocho or manly

Example:
My old lady and I went out for dinner last night
The old lady and I wen out all weekend and are hurting units today

An Old Lady

by Oswaldthefourth on Oct 20, 2009 09:42:11

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

The Old Lady

by Anonymous on Dec 09, 2004 12:34:39

A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.

Example:
Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*

The Old Lady

by chode on Nov 24, 2003 05:27:01

An old lady that always calls the cops.

Example:
Stupid old lady.

To the old lady

by Lawn chair on Jan 08, 2017 13:24:42

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Example:
Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

old lady

by FlyAway on Jul 24, 2011 05:08:10

Slang for girlfriend

Example:
Fight with my old lady, she comin at unreal, hit the blunt and now shes animated." - Brotha Lynch Hung "One Mo Pound

old lady

by annonymous too on Aug 31, 2006 23:55:55

A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.

Example:
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"

Old Lady

by aplz on Jul 21, 2004 14:17:00

While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.

Example:
<1> Shit, shes got a phone.
<2> Prolly callin the cops.
<1> Fucking old lady.

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