Lightning McQueen

A total beast of carkind. This is the kind of car to get the good sloppy on his exhaust pipe. This mans voice is so sexy when you hear it you bow down to this GOD of a car. This guy has all the good car shit he super fast. When he revs up them flabby cheeks lightning strikes in a 200 mile radius. Lightning McQueen also owns a 5 star restaurant and taught Gordon Thunderbus how to cook his lamb sauce.



Lightning McQueen
the hottest car youve ever seen
Example:
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"


Lightning McQueen
When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
Example:
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.


Lightning McQueen
The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Example:
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?


Lightning McQueened
You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
Example:
me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/


Lightning McQueen Crocs
The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Example:
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs


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