Lil' B's

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters.



Lil B
The Based God himself. The most swagged up person on the planet. A Pretty ass bitch. Looks like Jesus, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, a martian, and anything you could think of. He will fuck all your bitches, and most likely your mom. You can only understand his teachings if you based yourself.
Example:
Dude 1: "Have you heard that new Lil B? Its amazing man!"

Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH AND DRIVE MY HONDA"

Dude 1: "exactly."


Lil B
The greatest rapper alive on the planet, he created the rap genre and carried through all of its lifetime
Example:
Person 1:Who do you listen to the most?
Person 2:Lil B, the greatest rapper ever


Lil B
A rapper who thinks he looks like many people who have no resemblance to him. Has little to no rapping skills but people like him because he says the word "swag" a lot. Calls himself "based god" which also gives people an excuse to like his shitty fuckery that they call rap. He is most likely homo-sexual.
Example:
Aaron: Hey you heard that new Lil B song called "Swagin while I'm Shittin"???

Trey: No I have a life.

Aaron: Aye nigga Lil B go hard! He the based god!

Trey: I'll stick to Lupe Fiasco.

Aaron: He uses too many big words for me


Lil B
Lil B is the most amazing human being. She is hands down the coolest sister you’ll ever come across. Let’s not forget to mention she has a million different nicknames. Here are a few, Lil B, Lily, Lillian, Lil yachty. Those are just a few of the many, the list goes on. She is friends with just about everyone cause that’s how popular she is. She has the prettiest blonde hair and it’s especially beautiful when it’s curled. Her eyes are the most pure bright blue and are so amazing and distracting that they caused a 10 car pile up on the free way once. Lil B has the most breathtaking smile and laugh. She often gets yelled at by teachers and peers to stop being so pretty. It’s a fact of life, being lil B, getting scolded by people for being intensely attractive. She is so attractive in fact that she was once said to have caused a passing meteor to hit the earth because she attracted it into the atmosphere. Lil B can be the best girlfriend because she always a wonderful person to talk to and cuddle with, she is also an amazing kisser. Her humor is also out of the world, literally, aliens think she’s funny. That is just a small piece of lil B
Example:
I wish I could have a Lil B in my life


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