Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.



Contradiction
Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"
Example:
Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.


Contradiction
Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.
Example:
Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.

...

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right


Contradiction
An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
Example:
That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.


Contradiction
Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.
Example:
"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction


Contradiction
The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.
Example:
Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.


Contradicting Contradiction
A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Example:
Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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