Liposuction Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Liposuction

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.

liposuction

by Anonymous on Sep 07, 2003 09:12:32

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

Example:
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

liposuction

by HockeyStar1 on Sep 17, 2007 08:21:20

to lay dinosour eggs then go dance with them in africa!

Example:
you need to go get liposuction.

Computer liposuction

by Bada Bing Martin on Sep 05, 2015 01:50:12

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Example:
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

liposuction fat

by Smackman on Dec 13, 2013 08:13:35

Fat that cannot be lost by some sit-ups, but only by running on a treadmill for hours or getting liposuction. Usually happens when you gain fat, but then wait a year until you realise you might as well lose it.

Example:
Awwww man, now I have liposuction fat and need help off the couch

Corporate Liposuction

by Mr Rossi on Feb 16, 2007 17:35:20

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!

Example:
Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.

Old Fashioned Liposuction

by Shape-Ups on Jan 21, 2012 07:36:13

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Example:
Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

liposuction

by 『Otaku』 on May 09, 2022 15:58:13

when the ground is shaking or an earthquake.

Example:
Oh no! The ground is liposuction!

Mexican Liposuction

by Izzygrizzly on Jun 19, 2025 12:15:22

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

Example:
"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

Mongolian liposuction

by Gregory Finkleworth on Jul 28, 2024 11:22:24

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

Example:
“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

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