Log
A very firm and
large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include
getting stuck because of excessive thickness
got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
Log
by Spursboy91 on Dec 13, 2020 20:42:18
A chubby/
fat cat who likes food. LOTS of food. Commonly used in conjunction with 'loaf' (which is a log-cat who sits in a position where they tuck their
paws under their belly).
Log
by IdontKnowWhatIsItAnymore on Jul 11, 2021 20:19:46
Log is a wood that is from a tree that has been cut off. Oh also filipino gamers type
LOG instead of
LAG for no fucking reason like
dude, what the fuck?
Example:
Filipino gamer 1:
TANGINA LOG!! (
FUCK LOG)
Filipino gamer 2: Bobo
kaba? Lag kasi (Are you stupid? It's lag)
Log
by Dafooky on Mar 22, 2017 06:54:07
A female who is bad at sex. She lays there expecting you to do all the work and then complains about how bad it was when
its over. Things may start off well in the beginning like kissing and fingering but when it comes down to the
actual sex she will
roll over like a log and do nothing else. Hence the term "log."
Example:
"Hey man did you end up banging that girl last night? "
"Yea dude but it was
no good. Turns out shes
a log, I ended up doing all
the work."
Log
by Judge dredd7 on May 05, 2011 05:33:14
Log
by Chris.s123 on Oct 11, 2017 19:53:13
Log
by Taslang on Aug 29, 2022 12:37:59
Log
by Umooooooom on Jan 03, 2022 23:00:31
Log
by basicgooglegirl on Jul 04, 2018 19:16:00
Log
by Pseudonymmm on Nov 30, 2007 03:59:15
In essence, another term for shit or crap. Log can be used to describe something that is not
enjoyable, annoying, useless, ect. Its an all encompassing word for
negativity, and can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Example:
"Sara is so
log, she keeps yelling at me."
"Today's weather is massively
loggish."
"YOUR DEFINITION IS A TOTAL
LOG."
"I've really got to log, where's the washroom?"