MOUNTAIN DEW

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,If you drink you have big pp



Mountain Dew
Example:
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.


Mountain Dew
A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
Example:
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"


Mountain Dew
Highly caffenated and carbonated soda from Pepsico. Very popular, and available at all USA supermarkets. Has the Most caffene than any other popular soda.

When you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or Lan Partying and cant get/afford Jolt, Red Bull or Bawls in your area its a OK subsitute.
Example:
"Do The Dew!"


Mountain Dew
The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?
Example:
I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mountain Dew
Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing
Example:
Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.


mountain dew
Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Example:
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.


Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!
Example:
Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.


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