MUSTACHE
A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to
second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine
status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.** I used manhood as a majority observation.
No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.
Mustache
by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE on Oct 21, 2008 01:59:02
mustacheer
by evyatron on Mar 06, 2011 23:49:41
Example:
Stalin was
quite the mustacheer back in his days.
I'd totally
go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
Mustache
by Sipping Juice on Feb 07, 2009 09:47:55
Mustache
by Zoan on Jun 03, 2013 06:34:09
A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe.
Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are
mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all,
handlebar mustaches.
mustache
by scy1192 on Mar 20, 2008 08:50:45
A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style
ith adolescents. Also called a "
stache"
Mustaches
by Isabella Hunter on Mar 20, 2009 08:12:55
Example:
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so
mustaches!"
"You know that kid
Rick? He's such a f***ing
mustache."
mustache
by notpip on Nov 08, 2005 04:19:38
Mustache
by Mr. Brader on Jun 25, 2010 04:44:40
A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be
tamed by razers/
shaving cream or mustache
combs, and may emerge from noses.
Mustached
by someangryguy on Nov 09, 2011 23:12:53
Example:
"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my
day off."
"You just got
mustached"
"Screw Chad and his
mustache!"