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Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Mashed potatoes

by Smashpotatoez on Jan 06, 2022 11:50:04

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Example:
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

mashed potatoes

by Joshimo on Jun 02, 2006 16:03:27

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

Example:
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

Mashed Potato

by assarakh on Jun 25, 2003 03:03:21

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

Example:
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

mash potatoes

by Dan D on Jun 29, 2005 22:39:56

to crush ones testicles

Example:
"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

mashing potatoes

by MajorRaze on May 28, 2011 10:07:36

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

Example:
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

Mashed Potatoes

by Scrotum Sorcerer on Jul 13, 2018 06:01:56

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

Example:
It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

mashing potatoes

by tyson86 on Aug 09, 2007 13:08:43

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

Example:
"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

The Mashed Potato

by Stu Pendos on Jan 10, 2012 05:09:26

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Example:
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

mashed potatoes

by Yoyomaaa on Jun 24, 2014 07:10:10

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

Example:
"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

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