well-oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).Meaning heavily drunk.Less common but the same as pissed.



well oiled
well·oiled (adj)
1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"
2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)
3) as a colloquial term for intoxication
4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied
5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler
Example:
1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled!
2) KY? You've got me well oiled already...
3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled.
4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go.
5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled!


The oil well
When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil
Example:
Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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Oil Well
When a Saudi Prince donates money online to a western woman thus stimulating the western economy
Example:
Prince Abdar, of the Saudi royal family, donated recently 50,000 dollars to his favorite oil well in America


Texas Oil Well
The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.
Example:
Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.


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