Mazur

Hott guy that likes to wrestle. Confusing to girls. A person who is very funny and has a nice bod.



Mazur
(verb) to Mazur is the act of leaving the fly down on the pants of your marching band uniform.
Example:
Colorguard 1: Hey why is everyone laughing?

Colorguard 2: Dr. D just called Brad out over the microphone because his fly is down!

Colorguard 1: ooooooh my god he's totally Mazuring!


mazur
A confusing species that doesn't know what he wants. In nature he flirts w/ two girls and pretends he likes them both. From the french word meaning horny.
Example:
Mazur likes two girls but plays them both.


mazur slice
Eating one more thing than you know you should. The person then regrets it because they are so full. Term originated when someone ate a footlong Quizno's sandwich, then went on to eat a slice of pizza because it just looked so darn good. That person regretted it. Sometimes the term can be shortened to "slice"
Example:
After eating a bowl of speghetti, he mazur sliced it by eating a corn dog.


Kuba Mazur
3-Dimensional cube
Example:
Look, a Kuba Mazur


Mazurism
Trying to set up an event i.e. beer night, tennis game, limo ride to wedding, etc at either times or locations that are so unlikely that the event has virtually 0% chance of occurring.
Example:
Guys, anybody up for a Tennis match at my condo at 5:45am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010. Please let me know by 5:00am if I should book the courts, and Big M is wrong this is not another attempt at Mazurism

Sent at 4:50am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010.


Bella mazur
Bella is most likely the most beautiful girl you will ever see in your entire life. Beautiful brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect body. She will never fail to make you smile or laugh. Not only does Bella have unbeatable looks, Bella’s personality is a 10/10. Bella is also an unbelievable athlete. No matter what sport it is, she will find a way to be amazing at it. Once you rly get to know her, she will turn your life around. She is show loving and will always show you she cares. Bella can get mad, but she also is a forgiving person. Definitely try to talk to her because she is amazing.
Example:
“Did you see Bella mazurs outfit today? She can rly dress”


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