surprise sex
Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!"I'd been following her for weeks,
i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
surprise sex
by Gumba Gumba on Apr 15, 2004 00:51:10
Unconsented intercourse that is
technically construed as rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even
hotter chick, it's rape.
Example:
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male
rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister
breeds rabbits and knows all.
surprise sex
by su france on Apr 08, 2010 02:35:30
1.
Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and
slipping it up her
shit-hole.
Example:
e.g: you can tell a true "
do-me girl" by the
fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex
surprise sex
by Yaahwayy the Great on Nov 17, 2010 02:07:28
the act of
having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with
rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will
let them know what is happening.
Example:
After
Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised
sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.
Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts
surprise sex
by freakshow on Jul 02, 2005 05:11:37
A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or
anal RAPE.
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment
by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
Example:
I surprised
sex on her while she was asleep.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She
gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I
went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
Surprise Sex
by JJJpowww on Dec 05, 2008 03:33:22
Example:
Sarah was walking
down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of
a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had
a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
Surprise sex
by emoboy173 on Sep 01, 2008 05:04:29
A
way of
raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with
sex
Surprise Sex
by Real Gangsta in da House on Jul 13, 2005 06:02:03
Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police.
Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly
20 years.
Surprise Sex
by NightBl1d3 on Aug 16, 2009 22:03:29
Surprise Sex
by lololasd on Apr 06, 2009 21:58:30