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calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

calories

by 5sostheemos on May 04, 2013 03:23:30

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

Example:
person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

calories

by Loreley on Feb 15, 2012 06:11:43

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Example:
Avoid calories at all costs.

calories

by Organ Donor on Aug 21, 2003 05:22:49

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Example:
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

calorie

by hoyvin-mayvin on Dec 03, 2005 06:21:32

A measure of heat, equal to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water by one degree Celsius. Not to be confused with the food Calorie (capital C), which is equal to 1 kilocalorie (1000 calories), or the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram of water by one degree Celsius.

1 calorie = 4.184 joules

Example:
When people talk about the amount of calories they get from food, they are really referring to Calories, or kilocalories.

Calorious

by The Fall on Aug 01, 2013 09:10:18

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

Example:
That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

calorie

by Quimsey on Apr 27, 2006 06:57:17

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

Example:
salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

calorie

by HitlerSucks on Nov 01, 2015 03:41:53

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Example:
Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

caloris

by sevenatenein on Feb 10, 2018 07:52:21

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Example:
Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

Calories

by Eden953 on May 14, 2015 05:40:02

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

Example:
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

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