Milkmaid's
A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.milkmaid
MILKMAID
To jack off two men simutaneously. This can be done while driving down the road in a pick-up truck or an old car with a bench seat.
Example:
Jim and I were cruising down the road and Jenny did the milkmaid on us. How cool was that??
Jim and I were cruising down the road and Jenny did the milkmaid on us. How cool was that??
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Dirty Milkmaid
A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
Example:
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
Milkmaid Express
A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
Example:
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.