Miss America's
The Oldest
Beauty Pageant in America, first televised in the 1950's. Provides thousands of dollars in scholarship to young women ages 18-25 every year. Often put down by feminists and blockheaded men and other members of the
populace who don't understand the
pageant or know anything about what they're talking about.
the miss america
by Black Jesus knows how to dance on Jan 08, 2020 19:00:17
"
The Miss America" is a set-up surprise pose where a man removes his pants and underwear and tucks his dong ,(
balls and all) in between his legs and stands with his knees pressed against each other while placing one hand either over his heart patriotically, or pressed to his cheek in an overwhelmingly surprised manner while using his other (slightly cupped) hand to perform the traditional
beauty pageant wave...to unsuspecting buddies and those annoying door to door assholes of many sorts. It is usually follwed up with the proclamation of that buddy or door to door person you'd like to chase off with a ball bat being a faggot and the size designation assigned. This is usually pointed out to everybody around throughout the next 5 min. to 48 hours and specifically pointed out with great emphasis to any females encountered.
Example:
you should have seen them stupid fucking Jehovah Witnesses when they knocked on
Armando's door and that big 7 foot tall bastard answered it with a big ol' smile doing "
The Miss America" The shorter little fat red-headed retarded looking Jehovah Witness guy turned red as a tomato and damn near shit his pants, whatta fucking faggot...his Jehovah
tote'n buddy looked like he just won the lottery, you could easily tell he was a gigantic dick lover. Though the short fat little red headed retarded looking bastard proved to be an even bigger faggot by calling the cops, big queer....
miss america
by prince ingus on Apr 12, 2005 08:53:28
A competition that is televised between girls from every state. It is only watched for the swimsuit competion and on
fear factor. They dont have talent and
we dont care about what they would do to make the world better they ditsy girls with a nice cooch and the black and
rican got that caboose.
Miss America Award
by Blake Bostick on Mar 22, 2007 23:05:12
1. competition; annually given to the hottest woman in the United States
2. individually; given
weekly to a person who exibits an overabundance of
womanly comments (given by the passing of the "
torch")
Example:
1. She's so hot, she could win
the Miss America Award!
2. Hey
Derr, maybe you could let someone else get the Miss America Award for once?
The Misses Nutritious America
by Abstract Rapper on Jun 23, 2009 14:43:06
The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on
the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose
full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high
protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Example:
Damn girl, you should be in
the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat
junk in da trunk.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America
Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.