bacon strip

noun 1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting (Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)



bacon strip
1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.
Example:
1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.


bacon strip
One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
Example:
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!


Bacon Strips
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
Example:
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bacon strips
Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Example:
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.


bacon strips
The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.
Example:
"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"


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