Morris
Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a
ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis,
such a beast, loves werewolfs,
team player, very outgoing. Just perfect
Morris
by ErnieBerg on Jan 01, 2011 05:25:29
N.
Scrub
Adj.
Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or
stroke one's penis.
Example:
N. Dude, that kid
can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was
sober.
V. Dude, he
Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
Morris
by Nato163 on Nov 27, 2007 09:35:21
Morris
by gydw on Jun 05, 2009 06:03:21
To
morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some
way off the truth
Also known as a
greenall
Example:
Man 1: I
shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you
smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do
Morris
by phork on Sep 08, 2012 13:31:47
A man, usually
african american, who tends to
mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't
belong to him.
Example:
Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be
a Morris.
Hey! What happened to
my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??
Morris
by Oengus on Jun 25, 2011 13:08:48
Morris
by Nathan Steel on Nov 03, 2011 07:37:11
An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of
jealousy and men
jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of
all that is wanted in a woman's ass.
Example:
Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was
up and out of my seat following her in a
daze.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a
slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.
Morris
by Alex and Emma :D on Nov 29, 2006 17:36:17
Morris
by cherokee rat on Jul 01, 2010 21:23:42
Morris
by ELJoe on Mar 09, 2009 16:16:46
Example:
Anonymous Friend:
"Hey Jimmy, did you put
true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"
Jimmy:
"Actually, I couldn't
make up my mind, so I put
MORRIS."