Morris

Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. Just perfect



Morris
N. Scrub

Adj. Scrubbish

V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
Example:
N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.

Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.

V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.


Morris
Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.
Example:
E.g.
1. Getting laid by chicks is soooooo morris.
2."God, Hitman is morris to the max."


Morris
To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall
Example:
Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do


Morris
A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.
Example:
Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??


Morris
An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.
Example:
Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.

Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.


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