My Nuts

When a some one is hounding you for any purpose, they are on ones nuts.



On my nuts
When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Example:
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.


Fuck my nuts!
When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.
Example:
"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."


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