straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive



Straight hair
Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.
Example:
Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.


Straight Haired Nigger
This is what Puerto Ricans call other Puerto Ricans who are generally pieces of shit. It's like their version of calling a white person white trash or calling a black person a nigger and meant to be just as offensive. It's a good time to reflect on your life choices if someone from your own ethnicity rightfully wants to call you a nigger but can't only because you are not black and have straight hair.
Example:
Juan: Yo, Julio just impregnated that girl then moved to a different city!
Carlos: That's because Julio is a straight haired nigger.
Juan: ...and don't get me started on that crew that rapes girls getting off the bus, bunch of fucking straight hairs!


Hair Straight Back
Refers to a speed demon driving at blind speed to get to there destination on time. they’re usually rockin a mulley, listening to 80z hair metal music, Hackin darts, and is probably from Northern Alberta Canada who works at the oil patch eh!
Example:
Oh ya buddy! I was on highway 881 on my way to Fort Mac and I was haulin ass while drivin in a shit show of a blizzard. I went through 2 packs of darts that night and I was in a rush so I ripped some lines to keep me awake and I was fuckin given’er, hair straight back, on the highway to hell partner! 🤘🏼⚡️🚬


You’re as straight as your hair
A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Example:
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries


Straight hair gang
The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Example:
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’


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