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A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Example:
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"