Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.



newsflash
A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.
Example:
i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"
i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*


newsflash: i don't care
A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.
Example:
Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!


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