soften
1. S - SMILE 2. O - OPEN POSTURE 3. F - FORWARD LEAN 4. T - TOUCH 5. E - EYE CONTACT 6. N - NODSofteners
Example:
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
Softeners
softener
1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
Example:
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
stool softeners
Stool Softener
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
Soften the Cheese
Example:
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
Crusty Softener
The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
tooth-softening
adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Example:
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."