Nickelodeon
A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.
Example:
6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!
Me: My young friend, you shall never know.
6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!
Me: My young friend, you shall never know.