Nobhead

a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap



Nobhead
One who swerves his motorcycle side to side on a straight section of road whether to warm the tyres, alleviate bordom or emulate a skiing Wedeln.
Example:
Hey, check out that biker swerving side to side when there's no corners! What a nobhead!


Nobhead
Example:
Mark Alchin


Nobhead
An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.

Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P

Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!
Example:
A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."


Nobhead on wheels
A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
Example:
Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels


The Nobhead run
When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.
Example:
Guy 1: (in a car) Fucksake hate it when they do the nobhead run


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