Norwegianing
Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the otherNorwegian
Example:
Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.
Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.
Norwegian
Example:
Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate
Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate
Norwegian
People of a beautiful northern, socialist-democratic country who all manage to have a good lifestyle and live on smoked fish, impalatable rye flatbed, dill, and fish balls with boiled potatoes.
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Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.
Example:
-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
Norwegian
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
Example:
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian
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Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.
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usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people
Example:
Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.
Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.
Norwegian
Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.