Norwegianing

Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the other



Norwegian
A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.
Example:
American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!


Norwegian
Example:
Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.


Norwegian
A person that think he/she knows English but doesn’t.
Example:
Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate


norwegian
Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.
Example:
-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*


Norwegian
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
Example:
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian


norwegian
usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people
Example:
Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.


Norwegian
Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.
Example:
I'm Norwegian cos my great grandparents came from Norway.


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