flatbed

somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.



Canadian Flatbed
A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
Example:
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.


flatbed scanner
Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.
Example:
"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."


San Diego Flatbed
Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
Example:
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.


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