ocular

The act of locking someone's eyeball for sexual stimulation



Ocular
1. A badass band.
2. A lense.
3. An adjective pretaining to the eye.
Example:


ocular rectism
The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Example:
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.


Ocular Testiculitis
(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
Example:
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"


ocular rectitis
this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
Example:
Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....


ocular smegma
A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
Example:
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.


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