Necrophagist

A very skilled technical death metal band



Necrophagist Solos
God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.
Example:
Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!

Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*

Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...

*Solo comes in*

Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood

*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*


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