jack daniels

The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.



jack daniels
Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Example:
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.


jack daniels
Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.
Example:
I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.


jack daniels
A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.
Example:
-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....


jack daniels
Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.
Example:
"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."

"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."

"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"


Jack Daniels
Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.
Example:
I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.


Jack Daniels
A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
Example:
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."

"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"


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