Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.



Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Also known as OCD, obsessive-compulsive disorder is a neurotic mental illness in which intrusive, negative thoughts and/or impulses which regularly enter the person's mind (obsessions) are counteracted by repetitive acts or rituals performed to alleviate the anxiety and general distress created by these obsessions. It is possible to qualify for a diagnosis of OCD if only obsessions or compulsions are present, although the vast majority have both.
Example:
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is much more than being quirky or a bit of a neat freak.


Obsessive compulsive disorder
An anxiety disorder in which uncontrollable intrusive thoughts and mental/physical compulsions make sufferers miserable. These intrusive thoughts can include violent and taboo obsessions that make the sufferer question their identity.

It's a painful, torturous disorder I'd wish on nobody.
Example:
"Emily couldn't eat because her obsessive compulsive disorder made her lose her appetite."


obsessive compulsive disorder
Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
Example:
Jocelyn has obsessive compulsive disorder, and checks the door 16 times to make sure it is locked.


obsessive compulsive disorder
Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Example:
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"


Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Example:
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!


Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder
Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Example:
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."


Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder
Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Example:
Brook: omg like, hey.

Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?

Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.

Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.

^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)



Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder
A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.
Example:
At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.


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