Stairwell Inspector
by King D. Ingaling on Dec 08, 2010 18:42:15
1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker
in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced
STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even
fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Wallet inspector
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster on Oct 20, 2019 00:26:41
Used to imply a person is gullible.
Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the
Wallet Inspector and they
hand over their
wallets unthinkingly.
Example:
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline
Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone:
Caroline's meeting with the
Wallet Inspector is going well.
Health Inspector
by My name on Jun 24, 2006 21:36:05
A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of
The Boondocks where
Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and
dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.
Example:
"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'.
Look at me, see how
I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW
PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector
surprise inspector
by yyuryyubicuryy4me on Jul 07, 2018 21:34:31
A surprise inspector is the name of a
prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or
drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the
cavity search has taken place.
Example:
While
Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of
tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from
the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”
Transport Inspector
by juanchavez on Nov 11, 2010 18:56:40
A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and
anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the
highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and
boasting about how big their cocks are.