Old Firm

Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.



old firm
Two Glaswegian teams, Rangers and Celtic. The only two teams who will ever stand a chance of winning the SPL, Rangers due to their superior excellence, and Celtic due to the fact they always have a 12th man on the pitch - the referee.
Example:
During an old firm match at gypsy world celtic were unable to win, so called on the ref to allow a fly kick, and awarded an offside goal and also gave a penalty!


Old Firm Bird
When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen
Example:
She’s such an old firm bird


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