the hourglass Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

the hourglass

1. The body shape that most guys find ideal for a female. A girl with an hourglass shape will have a small waist and wider hips (aka curves), making her body look kind of like an hourglass.(There's no way you can make yourself hourglass-shaped if you aren't already.)-2. A funny-shaped container that lets sand trickle through it, used to tell time.

hourglass

by evan_felix on Jul 03, 2012 03:22:45

the most trustworthy tool of comprehending time and space that was originated in china and brought about by the jeremy with the help of the Indonesians

Example:
Jeremy: according to my hourglass there is a couple minutes left

hourglassed

by derfy- on Jul 21, 2005 08:13:41

What a software program does to the mouse cursor when you first start it.

Example:
"Man, that program hourglassed so long, I thought it was never going to start!"

hourglass

by a pear-shaped girl on Jan 29, 2005 11:27:46

The only shape on a female that seems to be liked by men.

Example:
If you are not an hourglass (or 8), you're considered ugly.

Hourglass

by Mediocre Man on Dec 12, 2009 14:05:10

n. An extreme form of the drinking game Beirut. The set up calls for the entire back row of the pyramid of cups to fill up the width of the playing table and continuing until it reaches the middle of the table.

Example:
Man, we were playing beirut last night and decided to up the ante to hourglass. I totally blacked out. Good thing someone took pictures.

hourglassing

by Dan Hunke on Aug 22, 2006 07:37:07

A state in which a computer is "thinking" and is currently unresponsive. Not exactly frozen, hourglassing gives a potentially false sense of action on the part of the computer.

Most common on systems running various forms of the Windows operating system. I'm sure Mac/Linux GUI users have their own terms for it.

Example:
CSR: You'll have to bear with me a moment, my PC is hourglassing.
ME: Hourglassing, eh? Is that the technical term for it?

hourglass

by SPARKY! on Aug 24, 2010 07:40:01

a glass structure through which sand falls over a certain period of time, can be used to time eggs cooking

Example:
would you like the hourglass fetched?

hourglassing

by penis183 on Oct 01, 2016 23:16:17

The act of stuffing ones ass with as much sand as possible, squatting down and then letting the sand slowly pour out into another persons' gaping anus. If all the sand has been transferred, switch positions and repeat. Bonus points if you can get some consistency going e.g. switching every 10 minutes.

Example:
Alex: Bro, we really gotta start practising our hourglassing, our times are all over the place
Tim: I'm not your bro, fucker. Now hurry up with the sand.

hourglass

by SeXXi KaY KaY on Apr 12, 2005 09:05:52

wen a gurl has dat sexy shape. she is big at da top (titties) da stomach is flat and cury and dat hips and booty is big at da bottom.

Example:
damn dat guh body shaped like an hourglass

Hourglassing

by Tonebear on Jan 14, 2015 00:46:45

When you hold your dick so hard it looks like an hourglass.

Example:
That guy is really good at hourglassing

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