PBS
Stands for poopy balls syndrome; when your poops are so explosive they splash up and get on your balls.
PBS
1. A major noncommercial television network in the United States.2. What you watch when nothing else is on.PBS
1. Public Broadcasting Service; a non-profit television network home of Sesame Street, Barney, Arthur, etc.
2. Acronym for "Pure Bull Shit"
2. Acronym for "Pure Bull Shit"
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As in the Public Broadcasting System. Americans owe a debt of gratitude for PBS for the quality television they have delivered over the decades.
PBS today DOES have commercials. Don't let them tell you different. Every program is now sponsored by several companies or "made possible by" and then there is a "commercial" for said companies, or organizations.
This did not used to be the case. Also, the pledge drives tend to go on "all year" now, or a lot more now than they did years ago. Every time a pledge drive starts, our local PBS breaks out the "cooler" shows or special shows to "lure" newbies in making us; the ones' who donate our money like clockwork, even more angry and annoyed.
Aside from some politics, and the misnomer that PBS is commercial free; it is a station that is a part of all of us, and sadly isn't watched by more of us.
PBS today DOES have commercials. Don't let them tell you different. Every program is now sponsored by several companies or "made possible by" and then there is a "commercial" for said companies, or organizations.
This did not used to be the case. Also, the pledge drives tend to go on "all year" now, or a lot more now than they did years ago. Every time a pledge drive starts, our local PBS breaks out the "cooler" shows or special shows to "lure" newbies in making us; the ones' who donate our money like clockwork, even more angry and annoyed.
Aside from some politics, and the misnomer that PBS is commercial free; it is a station that is a part of all of us, and sadly isn't watched by more of us.
Example:
"Ughh....just trying to watch PBS Newshour, there is about four minutes of "commercials" before the program starts...I thought PBS was supposed to be commercial free???"
"What? WHY are they interrupting Nova for a 'break' to remind us and ask us for more money? Didn't they just have a pledge drive two months ago?"
"Awesome 'Grateful Dead' concert from 1975 was on PBS last night, too bad they ruined it with three "station breaks" to ask for more money, and they only show programs like this when it's time to ask for more money."
"Ughh....just trying to watch PBS Newshour, there is about four minutes of "commercials" before the program starts...I thought PBS was supposed to be commercial free???"
"What? WHY are they interrupting Nova for a 'break' to remind us and ask us for more money? Didn't they just have a pledge drive two months ago?"
"Awesome 'Grateful Dead' concert from 1975 was on PBS last night, too bad they ruined it with three "station breaks" to ask for more money, and they only show programs like this when it's time to ask for more money."
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Short for Peanut Butter Spoon, a snack mainly used by college students and possibly obsessively fit people when you need a snack but poor shopping habits have left you with nothing but condiments and toppings. As such one is then forced to pull out a spoon, scoop up some peanut butter from the jar, and enjoy that spoonful to the fullest.
Example:
Roommate 1: What's up?
Roommate 2: PBS time
Roommate 1: Go for it man
Roommate 2: I'm glad I live in a PBS judgement free apartment
Roommate 1: What's up?
Roommate 2: PBS time
Roommate 1: Go for it man
Roommate 2: I'm glad I live in a PBS judgement free apartment
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Perpetual Boner Syndrome. The act of being extremely horny, normally horny most of the time or anything closely related with being horny.
Example:
Timmy, because of the evidence at how often you masturbate, how many nudey mags you have, and the fact that you can't hold a conversation that doesn't have to do with Brazilian waxing, butt play, and/or tits, I have concluded that your have a severe case of PBS.
Timmy, because of the evidence at how often you masturbate, how many nudey mags you have, and the fact that you can't hold a conversation that doesn't have to do with Brazilian waxing, butt play, and/or tits, I have concluded that your have a severe case of PBS.
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It stands for Pen-in-Brain Syndrome. A rare disorder that is easily identified by the physician for the characteristic pen lodged in the brain. PBS is almost always fatal. There was one instance recorded example of a man suffering from PBS for years, without realizing he was missing portions of his brain that governed logic and reason. Upon removal of the pen, however, he died.