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stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

stapler

by apoi on Dec 20, 2009 02:10:01

a short range office weapon

Example:
if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

stapler

by Jason Attard1 on May 28, 2012 12:09:19

clingy bitches at woodport

Example:
this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

stapler

by jennriffic on Oct 01, 2011 05:18:27

Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.

Example:
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."

stapler

by Jeff5362874 on Oct 07, 2020 21:22:39

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping

Example:
He started to stapler her

stapler

by Devin Shingsley on Jul 13, 2006 12:17:10

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

Example:
you so gay, ima give you a stapler

Stapler

by HalloweenShadow on Sep 08, 2005 07:05:09

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Example:
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

Stapler

by DA MAAAN! on Sep 29, 2004 10:21:55

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

Example:
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

Stapler

by xsed, on Feb 23, 2013 17:05:04

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

Example:
"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

Stapler

by RoseOfHola on Jul 27, 2010 11:17:29

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Example:
Dude shes such good stapler material.

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