One finger

When your so pathetic you only pleasure your girl with one finger



One-Finger Salute
A gesture associated with the American far-right and Trumpism. Made by extending your arm and pointing your index finger at the sky. Related to the Nazi "Sieg Heil" salute in appearance and presence in right-wing movements.
Example:
"Hey man, did you see those Trump supporters give a one-finger salute during his rally yesterday?"
"Yeah I did; in other news, my Australian visa just got approved."


One finger salute
international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Example:
1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.


one-finger salute
Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
Example:
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!


One Finger Roman
When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice
Example:
Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you


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